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Stay away! I paid for my coat to go in the cloakroom and when I gave them the ticket to get it back they tried to give me a cheap knockoff! Ended up getting treated terribly by the bouncers who tried to insinuate that it was my fault that they couldn't find my coat and had to leave the club in -1 weather without one! Never again.
Went there over the weekend. Had a really good time with my mates. Enjoyed that there were two dance floors so you could keep changing up the music
Came with a large group and we were all left very disappointed. The bouncers were acting as if they were overseeing a maximum security prison, and the whole place had a vibe of being generally quite miserable. I was split up from my partner to queue separately for over 30 minutes, then charged £20 for the experience. One silver lining is our group chat (with nearly 200 members) heard all our "glowing reviews" the day after, so hopefully our collective experience can prevent others from making the same mistake. To quote one person who summed it up quite well - "The Swan is now off the list of good places to go."
Amazing night out!!. It was like a traditional Irish pub/ club atmosphere. ok had to queue to get in and buy drinks but that was down to its popularity I’m guessing as it was packed and lively! Saw no trouble at all and thought the drinks were reasonably priced.if your from Ireland then it’s a bit of home in London! Highly recommend but and would suggest to get there early!
I visited the Swan in Stockwell recently and I'm appalled to share that it was an absolute travesty of an experience - a one-star rating is almost being too generous. If you have any sense of self-respect or safety, stay away from this place! The music was nothing short of trashy, catering more to teenagers on their first wild night out rather than any discerning adult. And it didn't stop at the music - the venue itself felt cheap and haphazardly thrown together. When the clock ticks 18, I urge you to explore other places for a wholesome clubbing experience. The layout of the venue is disorienting at best, and outright dangerous at worst. It took our group an alarming 10 minutes to locate the exit amidst the suffocating crowd - a frightening prospect in case of any emergencies. I urge local authorities to look into this immediately, as it's clear this venue is flouting safety regulations that would have led to its closure in other jurisdictions. Adding to the sense of unease, we observed that the club seemed to have a relaxed attitude towards checking IDs, an alarming thought when considering the potential for underage attendees. Our group, which clearly falls under the age-check radar, didn't get ID'ed at all - a glaring red flag. One of the most shocking aspects of our visit was the excessive pricing. An entry fee of £15 is quite steep for what you get in return. Trust me, investing a few more pounds will buy you a far more enjoyable and safer night in other London clubs. The bouncers were outrageously rude and unprofessional, acting as if they were on some bizarre power trip. The way they treated our group was shameful. More than once, we saw them act aggressively towards patrons, with one even resorting to physical violence. Furthermore, the management seems to encourage a cash-only entry system, ostensibly to obfuscate the true number of attendees. Inside, the club was packed to the gills, movement was next to impossible, and queuing for drinks felt like an exercise in courting danger. Lastly, but certainly not least, the type of clientele that frequent the Swan does nothing to alleviate the grim ambiance. Several patrons seemed to exude an air of criminality, making us feel uneasy throughout our stay. In conclusion, the Swan is a club to avoid unless you're willing to gamble with your safety and dignity. It's overpriced, hazardous, and lacks the basic amenities of a respectable clubbing experience. Please look elsewhere for a safe, enjoyable night out.
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